Oakie From Muskogie

Oakie From Muskogie

We don't smoke marijuana in, Muskogee 
We don't take no trips on LSD 
We don't burn no draft cards down on Main Street 
We like livin' right, bein' free 

An' we don't make no party outta lovin' 
We like holdin' hands an' pitchin' woo 
We don't let our hair grow long n' shaggy 
Like the hippies out in San Francisco do 


And I'm proud to be an Okie from Muskogee 
A place where even squares can have a ball 
We still wave old glory down at the Court House 
An' white lightnin's still the biggest thrill of all 

An' leather boots are still in style for manly footwear 
Beads an' Roman sandals won't be seen 
Football is still the roughest thing on campus 
And the kids, they still respect the college dean 


And I'm proud to be an Okie from Muskogee 
A place where even squares can have a ball 
We still wave Old Glory, down at the Court House 
An' white lightnin's still the biggest thrill of all 

An' white lightnin's still the biggest thrill of all 

In Muskogee, Oklahoma, USA(Eeeeeeeee)